Wednesday, November 9, 2011

She Wolves of the Wasteland

  • What do you get when you combine big hair, big guns, big, um personalities! and a serious lack of wardrobe? She-Wolves of the Wasteland, a post-apocalypticic that features women lots and lots of women who leave little to the imagination as they battle each other in various junkyards and gravel pits to determine the fate of the entire world. Leave your brain behind for this shamelessly sinful sexpl
A modern throwback to the "B" movie exploitation films of the 50's-70's, mixing beautiful women, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action, and jaw-dropping eye candy. The movie follows three bad girls, a down-and-out stripper, a drug running killer, and a corporate power broker as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive booty from an underworld kingpin.

Girls, Guns and G-Strings! 

 A Pumped Package of Centerfold Action!!

The unmistakable formula of Andy Sidaris - beautiful people filmed in exotic locations with an unapologetic amount of explosions, gunplay, and Playboy Playmates all with big budget productions values and did I mention hot girls in sexy outfits?  For the first time own the entire library in one attractive 12 Movie Collection.

Starring Playboy Playmates & Penthouse Pets:

Dona Speir

Julie K. Smith

Hope Marie Carlton

Sybil Danning

Roberta Vasquez

Julie Strain

and many more!

 

Also starring:

Pat Morita (Karate Kid)

Erik Estrada (CHIPS)

Darby Hinton (Daniel Boone)

Bruce Penhall (CHIPS)

Steve Bond (General Hospital)

Danny Trejo (Planet Terror)

and many more!

 

This is going to be Fun!

 

The Dallas Connection

Starri! ng Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere, Julie Strain

(1994) Color Rated R

 

Day of the Warrior

Starring Kevin Light, Cristian Letelier, Julie Strain

(1996) Color Rated R

 

Do or Die

Starring Pat Morita, Erik Estrada, Dona Speir

(1991) Color Rated R

 

Enemy Gold

Starring Bruce Penhall, Mark Barriere, Julie Strain

(1993) Color Rated R

 

Fit to Kill

Starring Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, Bruce Penhall

(1993) Color Rated R

 

Guns

Starring Erik Estrada, Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez

(1990) Color Rated R

 

Hard Hunted

Starring Dona Speir, Roberta Vasquez, Bruce Penhall

(1992) Color Rated R

 

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Starring Ron Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton

(1987) Color Rated R

 

Malibu Express

Starring Darby Hinton, Sybil Danning, Art Metrano

(1985) Color Rated R

 

Picasso Trigger

Starring Steve Bond, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton

(1988) Color Rated R

 

Return to Savage Beach

Starring Julie Strain, Rodrigo Obregon, Julie K. Smith

(1998) Color Rated R

 

Savage Beach

Starring Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, John Aprea

(1989) Color ! Rated R

 

Special features:

Original movie trailer for each movie

Easter egg introductions from Andy Sidaris 

  • For the first  time all 12 L.E.T.H.A.L. films available in one collection
  • Starring Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets along with Pat Morita and Erik Estrada
  • The Andy Sidaris biography available on Hardback from  publisher Heavy Metal Magazine
  • Perfect blend of Bullets Bombs and Babes for the target demographic
  • These films were popular main-stays on cable and premium channels including Cinemax, USA and more!
In the tradition of Grindhouse, Kill Bill and Sin City, award winning comic book writer Ed Brubaker (Incognito, The Death of Captain America, Daredevil) teams up with stuntwoman - turned cult star Zoë Bell (Death Proof, Lost) to deliver a stark, stylish pulp thriller about a very bad girl gone "good."

Eve (Bell) is a sexy assassin who kills! without remorse - until one botched hit changes everything. Caught off guard, Eve is stabbed in the head and inadvertently murders a young girl. The blade is removed, but the damage is done: Eve's mind is now filled with visions of past victims. The hunter becomes the haunted and this killing machine is plagued with remorse. Unable to "work," this mob asset has become a liability. Eve's only chance to survive is to track down her ruthless bosses before their new hitman finds her.

Originally webcast on Crackle.com, Angel of Death co-stars Lucy Lawless (Xena, Princess Warrior, Bedtime Stories, Battlestar Galactica), Doug Jones (Quarantine) and Ted Raimi (Spider Man 3).Worldwide media sensation Jenna Jameson and Nightmare on Elm Street's Robert Englund star in Zombie Strippers. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, the first place to get hit is Rhino's! , a hot underground strip club. As one of the strippers gets t! he virus , she turns into a supernatural, flesh-eating zombie stripper, making her the hit of the club. Do the rest of the girls fight the temptation to be like the star stripper, even if there is no turning back? Also featuring Roxy Saint (of the Goth band Roxy Saint and the Blackouts) and Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz, Zombie Strippers is a sexy, bloody, hilarious good time!Get yourself a snappy title and a couple of marquee names (however disreputable) and you might just snag your no-budget movie a national release--as Zombie Strippers colorfully proves. The names in question belong to porn star Jenna Jameson and Freddie Krueger himself, Robert Englund, both of whom look quite comfortable in this sleazy milieu. As the title suggests (well, "suggests" might be a mild word), there has been an outbreak of the undead in a strip club, with strippers actually improving their onstage antics after they've become zombies. (Given the number of implants on display, it's! a wonder the zombies didn't keel over from silicone poisoning.) Englund is the proprietor of the place, Jameson is a star dancer, and a couple of actresses in the "nice girl" roles don't have to take their tops off, although almost everybody else does. Writer-director Jay Lee fills the movie with political gags and a bunch of philosophy references (Jameson reads Nietzsche, the locale is Sartre, Nebraska), all of which play like a lame attempt to distinguish his movie as something other than a puerile horror-comedy. Only thing is, when you try to disguise the fact that you've made a puerile horror-comedy, it kind of takes the oomph out of both the horror and the comedy. The political jibes are about as feeble as those in Southland Tales, but at least Zombie Strippers is shorter. Shot on video, it looks atrocious, but perhaps that doesn't matter very much. --Robert HortonWhat do you get when you combine big hair, big guns, big, um...personalities!! and a serious lack of wardrobe? She-Wolves of the Wasteland, ! a post-a pocalyptic classic that features women--lots and lots of women--who leave little to the imagination as they battle each other in various junkyards and gravel pits to determine the fate of the entire world. Leave your brain behind for this shamelessly sinful sexploitation romp with a plot you won't remember...but plenty of eye candy you won't forget!

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